Sunday, September 23, 2007

Ghost prostitute room mates

"You can't stay here", "You can't stay here" my brother insisted. I asked him if he'd ever been in this situation and he hadn't but arriving in small towns and settling in a vacant creepy residence has become oddly familiar by now. The place is clean and empty and creaks a lot. One of the students unknowingly agreed with my brother by saying "you can't stay there, you'll go crazy". He later when on to mention that it's haunted and used to be a brothel (I'm thinking a century ago and not a week ago I HOPE). The whole prostitute thing is oddly coincidental because on the ride up yesterday I was thinking about wild west saloon prostitutes and how good they look in movies and decided that was probably inaccurate. So I changed the picture in my mind to allow them to have haggard party faces, unwashed corsets and fishnets full of runs.

Since I'm living amongst their ghosts right now, I better add a "just kidding" because one of the ladies could be looking over my shoulder as I write. You look fabulous ladies...

As for the rest of the town, I find it quite charming but my brother disagreed. There are old character homes with big yards. Some have been beautifully painted and landscaped and others have not. There's one place that has enough property to have horses in their yard. Another place has ducks and chickens which their dogs don't bother. There are cats and dogs everywhere both in the yards and on the street.

I love the random rural residential melting pot - some houses are beautiful and old, some just old and others are double wide trailers. There's a great cafe in town called stardoughs and it really is the hub. Other features include the logger bar and a giant casino and gas station/mini mart/ 24 hour slot machine room just on the edge of town.

Slot machines are so shiny and pretty. I remember once when I was 3 I found a shiny blue pill in the crevice of the couch at the doctor's office. When I showed it to my mom I was thinking shiny blue candy but she was thinking deadly drug. That's kind of what the slots are like so I'll try my best to stay away.

Hmmm, oh I should mention I'm here to attend Dell'Arte which is a physical theatre school. Physical theatre is mask, and movement and clowning etcetera. It's going to kick my ass and work me to the bone but I have not a clue how I'm going to make my living once I'm done. any ideas??? Classes don't start for another week and a half. It's finally sunk in that I'm here but the idea of going to school won't sink in until I'm doing it. I'm not just here to hang with hanted hookers and gamble so it's good I'll have school to distract me from these tempting options.

That's it for now,

Lani

10 comments:

Study Buddy said...

Oooh I get to make the first comment on your blog! Hurrah... I like your description of the town and I'm sure your instincts about your safety are sound. It kinda sounds nice... small and difficult to find a coffee-shop open after six pm or at all on sunday, but still... very nice. The folks and associated Yom-Kippurites say hello. We're all rooting for you... YAY! Love you, Jonathan

Zuleika said...

I read these things, even if they're boring, just to say that I know what physical theater school is.
School is fun...I'll tell you all about environmental economics if you tell me about acrobatics...
Z.

Unknown said...

I read your post to Parker. He says "eh-aah-eh! mroowr!"

Aaron said...

I wish you all the best and I'll print out your posts, roll em up and smoke em. whaz cookin, ya.

Unknown said...

What a brilliant start to a fantastic adventure. I'm so jealous!! Seriously thinking of joining you.
But listen, I had an idea-- maybe a way to make a little pocket money for the shiny, shiny slot machines:
I'm sure those poor haunted prostitutes wish they'd had other options for making a livelyhood---such as clowning. Perhaps you could teach study sessions at night to the hoary whores. Increasing they're flexiblity and introducing them to pratfalls can only help they're business now, and provide them with self-respecting options for their futures. And the mask work may be especially useful when the std's eat away at their flesh. I'm just saying. Think how far you could push womens rights and independence in the imaginary future past.
;o) Have fun, play safe! Can't wait to hear more ;o)

Unknown said...

Hi Lani. Your Mom was telling me all about your new adventure. She is concerned (of course) but that is your Mom. I think is so exciting that you are living among ghosts....and prostitutes at that. I am sure they will be friendly wee hooker ghosts. lol Good luck and take care.
Your Mom's friend Janet

Anonymous said...

Damn sugga you always seem to find crazy assed stories to relate to peeps. It made me laugh hysterically to imagine them behind you as you wrote how "amazing" they must have been.

Was rad to spend some time with you back in Vancity. Miss your crazy looks and laughter girl.

Hugs Shane

Mom said...

Hi Lani, Mom here. You are one crazy read-head aren't you and I am so glad you're mine. Have fun, enjoy school and take care.

Love ya baby-girl,
Mom
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Mom said...

Mom again I just noticed I spelled red-head incorrectly. Oh well, sure you knew what I meant.

Talk to you soon

Mom

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